Who Are We?

We’re sisters, We’re best friends, We’re awesome.

 

So there’s these two girls – sisters. One is a Paediatric Nurse, the other a Nanny. You could say they are a modern day Florence Nightingale and Mary Poppins. Although Mel is more like ‘Lady with the Latte’ than lamp and Liz unfortunately can’t fly with an umbrella (and she has tried).

Not only are these girls sisters, they are best friends. Think: Cheryl & Kimberley, Chuck & Nate, Ronnie & Roxy. They live in a gorgeous flat in Muswell Hill, North London and for the most part, life is good. When it’s not? Well there’s Ben & Jerrys, Pyjamas and a good shoulder to cry on.

In summary: These girls rock.

Love is a lie which means I’ve been lied to. Love is a lie which means I’ve been lying too. 

 

Name: Secret Siren

Age: Old enough to know better…

About: I’m a cynical cinephile with a passion for gigs and festivals. With a warped sense of humour I can sometimes offend. I’ll always tell it like it is. I’m loving you dearly..

Likes: Moving pictures, tea, lying in bed listening to the rain, penguins, that prawn cocktail deli stuff from sainsburys, kissing, falling into bed when you are so bone tired, my vans, taking photos, getting a text from someone you like, olives, buying a TV series on DVD then having a marathon, nail varnish, walking, SKY+, magazines, pay day, summer when it’s actually hot and sunny, cereal

Dislikes: Katie Price, sweetcorn, brushing on a carpet, spitting, all female TV presenters except Holly Willoughby, pushy people, people yelling into their mobile phones, chavs, touching velvet the wrong way, Katie Price, Cleaning the oven, bigotry, cold callers, TV commercials, nurses who insult/take the piss out of you, adults who ride bikes/scooters on the pavement, Katie fucking Price

Celeb Crushes: Ed Westwick, Ian Watkins, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kimberley Walsh, Leighton Meester.

Fave Lyric: “Yeah the haircut’s hot but this has gotta stop. Good shoes wont save you this time”

 

 That girl is an Indie Cindy. Lego hair cut and polka dot dress

Name: Macchiatomel (Mel)

Age: Fast approaching my quarter century

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Celeb Crushes: Cheryl Cole, Carmine Giovanizzo, Jared Leto, AJ Cook, Billie Joe Armstrong

Fave Lyric: “It’s the sound of the underground. The beat of the drum goes round and round.”